So, I was watching Prince of Egypt--damn good movie, by the way--and was thinking to myself, "Wow. Moses is kinda hot." Which is weird for a number of reasons, but I won't go into that. This then led me to believe that Dreamworks should make an animated movie about Jesus. Because he'd be hot. (Hey, shut up. They made Road to El Dorado; Dreamworks makes everyone various degrees of hot. *pun*) Anyway, after realizing they never will, I tried to draw Nazareth's Finest myself in their style. Sorta. Yes, I will readily admit that I have some of the weirdest thoughts ever.
Because this is clearly more important than homework.
The Bible Says Jesus wasn't hot. Here: "He grew up before him like a tender shoot, and like a root out of dry ground. He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him." Isaiah 53:2
True, true, but I'm pretty sure the Bible didn't say anything about Moses being hot either (unless it did?), but Dreamworks made fools of us all.
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-- It's like we've been living in the Matrix. I mean, we sat here for years believing our own version of reality and then Jordan comes in like a big, freaky red pill and next thing you know we're waking up in a vat of goo."
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"He grew up before him like a tender shoot, and like a root out of dry ground. He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him."
Isaiah 53:2
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It's like we've been living in the Matrix. I mean, we sat here for years believing our own version of reality and then Jordan comes in like a big, freaky red pill and next thing you know we're waking up in a vat of goo."
"...What?"
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As long as you believe in yourself, nothing may overcome you.
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It's like we've been living in the Matrix. I mean, we sat here for years believing our own version of reality and then Jordan comes in like a big, freaky red pill and next thing you know we're waking up in a vat of goo."
"...What?"
'Cuz you're right - He'd be hot.
Crazy awesome pic.
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If I drink enough coffee, I could rule the world!
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It's like we've been living in the Matrix. I mean, we sat here for years believing our own version of reality and then Jordan comes in like a big, freaky red pill and next thing you know we're waking up in a vat of goo."
"...What?"
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If I drink enough coffee, I could rule the world!
I love this drawing
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It Would Take A Miracle • Eagle Brook • Mars Hill
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